Timmy Failure Book #1 - MISTAKES WERE MADE by Stephan Pastis (Paperback)

Meet 'detective' Timmy Failure, star of the kids comedy of the year

Take Timmy Failure — the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total. Throw in the Failuremobile — Timmy's mum's Segway — and what you have is Total Failure, Inc., a global enterprise destined to make Timmy so rich his mother won't have to stress out about the bills anymore.

Of course, Timmy's plan does not include the four-foot-tall female whose name shall not be uttered. And it doesn't include Rollo Tookus, who is so obsessed with getting into 'Stanfurd' that he can't carry out a no-brain spy mission.
An endearingly bumbling hero in a caper whose peerless hilarity is accompanied by a whodunit twist.